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25 June 2009

THE LONG HARD WAY

I am not a star
There is no Halo over my head
Fate doesn’t like the colour of my eyes
Struggle and strife are old friends of mine
Who am I?
I am a survival, I am guts, I am pride,
I like odds
Especially when they’re stacked against me
B’coz there will come a time when
I will stare them in the eye
And smile, the smile of the one who pulled it off
I am the person who will have deep lines on my face someday,
And it’ll make me look good when I laugh,
B’coz that is the day t will fear no fear
And taste the sweat that is sweet
And look back for the very first time and say
I did it my way
The LONG HARD WAY.

18 June 2009

MY SOURCE OF INSPIRATION.


I see her often running here and there
She could be seen running before every glitter
And she listens and believes to everyone except me….
Never does she care for any feelings….
Nor does she wait for the truth;
Waiting to engulf the innocent….
Trying to allure to pure,
Always she succeeds,
She changes her mask every instant,
Such that nobody ever saw her real face!
Rarely she makes you laugh
She always goes away from the point of destination,
And has a habit of snatching mine
Betrayal flows in her blood streams….
And she’s proud of it!
And for these qualities we call it ‘LIFE’
Today there may be a treatment of death,
But never will be any remedy of life.

17 June 2009

I came across this piece while surfing good one....

Craptastic!

When software engineers in California are not dreaming about going skinny dipping with Angelina Jolie, they are dreaming about making millions of dollars by starting a software company. I do too. I mean the latter part. I have an idea for this wonderful software. I don’t know how to make the software yet, but a like a true day dreamer, I prepared the packing and the feature list for the software. Let me share my idea with you.

(Click on the image to enlarge. Read product description after the image)




What is Craptastic?Craptastic is an amazing new software that reads a Bollywood (or other Indian movie) DVD and makes it into a movie that is actually watchable. All you have to do is pop the DVD into your computer, run the software, burn a DVD and watch it! You will never have to hurt your fingers again by holding the “2x” button for one and half hours.
Feature list:
  • Using modern and complex algorithms, this software makes Aishwarya Roy look like she is almost acting
  • Searches each frame and digitally puts a shirt on Salman Khan’s disgusting bare body
  • Since most songs are rip off of English songs, those songs will be replaced by original English songs
  • Using digital pattern recognition mechanism, this software makes dying characters die as soon as they say, “I am dying” sparing the viewer the 10 minute monologue
  • By a patented new technology called ChildAgeCorrect, this software adds realism to movies by making children look at least as old as the dialogs they are spewing out. Warning: Most kids in movies will look 18
  • Coat color correction: Rich people in the movie will wear normal gray, blue or black suits instead of orange, green or lavender.
  • We all know how distracting those protean sweat patches under the armpits of heroes and heroines that are changing in every frame. This softwake make them look exactly the same in every frame
  • (Only for Tamil movies) Applies strategic pixallation in fight scenes where the hero is wearing a lungi.
    And many more features!
Bonus software included:
MovieExperience is a great fun software that comes free with Craptastic. Applying MovieExperience will enhance the sound track so that your movie watching experience is closer to watching in a theater. Some features include:
  • Adds the voice of the annoying guy talking in the back row
    Adds crying babies (up to __ nos)
  • Adds the voice of that 12 year old girl who already saw the movie and providing a preview of the upcoming scene
  • Adds whistles and hoots when the heroine’s pallu drops
  • After the movie ends, it adds instant reviews in real voices like, “What a load of crap,” “I want my money back” etc.
    Order now!

15 June 2009

A Random Thought
For whenever I sit down to write,
Its always the same agony, a disgusting plight,
Not that I have a mind block,
In my mind, ideas do flock.
But whatever I think,
My mind does sink,
To know someone’s thought the same before,
The idea has trespassed someone’s mind long ago…

I tried real hard,
And let the ideas flow…
Wrote in the Future, Present and Past,
The stuff I wrote sounded so aghast!
I defy, I try,
Should I give up? But then, WHY?
B’coz the best ideas are always taken
And the remaining stories sound so forsaken!!

Wish I had been born years back,
So the credit to those ideas I could have
For today, I know that whatever I write,
For its copyrights, I’ll have to fight.
Didn’t quite want to spare this idea for generations to come,
But then- how did I know?
If someone’s thought the same before,
If the ideas trespassed someone’s mind long ago…

6 January 2009

Thoughts

It is very easy in life to have more than others but what works in life is when you have MORE FOR OTHERS

THE MOMENT IS WHAT IT IS

One of the most famous discourses Buddha gave was when he sat to give his speech to the sangat , and without uttering a single word, he just raised a flower in his hand.

He held it there for a moment, and then he left.

That was all he had to say.

Only one among the thousands that had gathered to hear him understood the profound hidden meaning of his gesture.

On realizing it, he became enlightened.

Buddha was teaching that all we have is this moment.

In this moment, everything is perfect.

There are no creations of the mind, no problems – just awareness of this flower in the stillness of the mind.

Outside the moment, life is suffering.

Somebody - Nobody

When a SOMEBODY does SOMETHING - Nothing will happen.

When a NOBODY does NOTHING - Everything will happen.

Let your Action be merely the byproduct of your INACTION, and not allow your ACTION to make you INACTIVE.
Let your Inaction bring out the SIGNIFICANCE and RELEVANCE of your ACTS (ACTIONS) and not not your ACTIONS lead you to insignificance and irrelevance.

Dumb Decision, Intelligent Decision or Wise Decision.

When any dispute, dislike, miscommunication or misunderstanding arises in a relation one can take a

Dumb Decision, Intelligent Decision or Wise Decision.

Dumb decision would be to remain stuck with the issue and keep resisting it either passively or actively. Make your togetherness with that person conditional and go on insisting and demanding the change. By this we give the POWER of our life to that person and situation and convey that he is the authority over us.

Intelligent decision would be to Accept that neither you are able to change the situation the way you want and nor you are able to accept the situation or other persons perception about the situation, and go for a mutual termination of that relation with grace and respect rather than hurt and accuses. By this we take the charge of our lives and allow us the POWER to shape our lives.

Wise decision ……. I leave it to you as wisdom comes from within and cannot be given by anyone else. Only the clue I can share is the wise decision allows you to EMPOWER neither that person only (as in first case) nor you (as in second case) but the RELATIONSHIP ITSELF.